May 30, 2007

#fishbulb @ 11:40am

  • N: One of my inner children is a zombie.
  • N: And a pirate.
  • N: A zombie pirate ninja.
  • N: It's like the culmination of B-Grade movies.
  • N: He likes to be called "Bob".
  • N: I don't call him that though.
  • N: I've found that if you give in to your inner children's demands it's all downhill from there.
  • N: So I call him "Maggot".