November 2007
1 post
“ok u will have to come over and pee in my computer”
– G
October 2007
1 post
“If I wanted linux to look like a mac, I’d just stick my finger in a light...”
– JD
July 2007
2 posts
“Seth went to JD and tried to run a butter with no success.”
– rb
“He’s got a boyfriend and she’s married to a nun.”
– G
June 2007
9 posts
“I dreamed there was an alligator in the front yard and it chased me around the...”
– Kas
Canon creates 50 megapixel monster →
Canon has introduced a prototype CMOS sensor that boasts a frankly amazing 50 megapixel sensor.
How to please your IT department
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art. We don’t have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 2. Don’t write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here. 3. When an IT person says he’s coming...
May 2007
110 posts
“I know the right answer is that I’m embarrased. But truth be told, I...”
– J
#fishbulb @ 11:40am
N: One of my inner children is a zombie.
N: And a pirate.
N: A zombie pirate ninja.
N: It's like the culmination of B-Grade movies.
N: He likes to be called "Bob".
N: I don't call him that though.
N: I've found that if you give in to your inner children's demands it's all downhill from there.
N: So I call him "Maggot".
“I don’t feel loved unless someone is being abused.”
– N
“My inner children are messed up.”
– N
“What the heck?! I think you just won the WTF award of the day.”
– D
“Um. You know strippers don’t like quarters …”
– N
The 100 Best Products of 2007 →
The Top 100 Products, in Ranked Order - Wii is #3!
Google Doubles Maximum Attachment Size →
Gmail upgraded the maximum attachment size from 10 MB to 20 MB. Gmail was quite forgiving and you could send more than 10 MB in some cases, but now it’s possible to send at least 20 MB in one message.
“No programming language is perfect. There is not even a single best...”
– Herbert Mayer
“See, folding clothes is like Christmas!”
– Kas
“we need to be free roaming bovines. lets get out of here.”
– G
“I think sassy’s eating toys - I hear crunching from the playroom. We...”
– Kas
“Eeeew! Get your arm off me. And put more clothes on! ”
– N
“I upgraded my headset to a boomless mic…..awesome is all i have to say...”
– G
“Can’t drink vodka properly with a mic infront of my mouth!!!!”
– Kas
#fishbulb @ 10:45AM
N: Hey, did ya'll here the Berlin wall came down?
N: I wuz like OMG! No way!
N: Then I saw it on YouTube and like . . . it's true.
#fishbulb @ 10:26AM
D: I am filled with contempt for a man who neither knows of, nor recognizes THE Salvador Dali!
N: Salvador Dali was a surrealist painter.
N: I dislike him to the extreme.
J rolls his eyes at D.
IM Chat with G about CoT
G: it was so funny when we first got in there
G: because everyoen was really youthful looking
G: like scott had red long hair witha huge beard
G: and dawg was all blond long hair and stuff
G: kas was all hawt
G: and i was all
G: oh man
G: cant wait to see what i look like
G: take off helm
G: wtf!!!
G: bald.
G: old.
G: hispanic
G: not that hispanic is bad
G: but it was just funny
“I want an Oryan slave girl. But a french maid will do.”
– N
“that is all photoshop and bull corn!”
– honeypiepie101 (a YouTube comment)
